Joke of the day – Animal chat

Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”

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Quote of the day – Frank Zappa


“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”

– Frank Zappa