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Funny drawings by Shaye – 29

“A portrait of my pet penguin, Pengu.”

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“Me & Pengu”

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Joke of the day – The portrait

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.

“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”