Joke of the day – I have a question

During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.

Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”

Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”

Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”


Joke of the day – Medical checkup


An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an old crone, entered the doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.

“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.”

“No, not me,” said the girl. “It’s my old aunt here.”

“Very well… Madam, put your tongue out.”


Joke of the day – The prisoner


A prisoner escaped by digging a hole from the jail cell to the outside world. When his work was finally done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. “I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.

“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”


Joke of the day – Lesson on whales


A teacher asked her class what they knew about whales. One little girl spoke up and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher smiled and said she didn’t think that was very likely, because even though whales can be big, their throats are not big enough to swallow a man. But the little girl was adamant, and maintained that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher was getting impatient, and reiterated that this was physically unlikely. But the girl was unmoved, and said that when she got to heaven, she would ask Jonah.

“But what if Jonah went to hell?” the teacher asked.
The girl replied, “Then you ask him.”


Joke of the day – One kiss per yard

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Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”


Joke of the day – The little girl and her doll


When I saw a little girl pushing a doll in a toy stroller, I smiled and asked “Is that your baby?”

“No, it’s a doll,” she replied. Then she added confidentially,“They’re a lot less trouble.”


Joke of the day – The twins

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A pregnant woman from New York was in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. Asleep for almost 6 months, she woke up one day and saw she was no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!” She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”


“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”