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Quote of the day – Bruce Lee

Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked,
while the bamboo or willow
survives by bending with the wind.
– Bruce Lee
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新年快乐

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Joke of the day – Gravity

Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

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[Source: AcademicTips.org]

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Joke of the day – The little turtle

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Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”