Quote of the day – William Shakespeare

“O sleep, O gentle sleep,
Nature’s soft nurse,
how have I frightened thee.
That thou no more will weigh my eyelids down,
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?”

― William Shakespeare


Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed

A nurse burst into  the doctor’s office:
Nurse :  “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door.   What should I do?” 
Doctor: “Quick!  Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”