Tag Archives: tired
Joke of the day – ReTIREd
“I’m just two tired to moove.”
Quote of the day – William Shakespeare
“O sleep, O gentle sleep,
Nature’s soft nurse,
how have I frightened thee.
That thou no more will weigh my eyelids down,
And steep my senses in forgetfulness?”
― William Shakespeare
Happiness is …
a slumber pawty!

Joke of the day – Retired
Quote of the day – NBC
“Every sunrise on Monday morning brings the promise of a new yawn.”
Quote of the day – NBC
“Think less, sleep more.”
Quote of the day – Charles Dickens
“A most malicious cough” ―
“I have been coughing, wheezing and sneezing these past few days. I think I may have fractured a rib.” – NBC
Joke of the day – Tiresome
Quote of the day – NBC
But first, Sl꒡ .̮ ꒡p!
And forget about the world
for a little while.