“I’m working from home, nine to wine.”
“You need great eth-tricks to work here.
Don’t worry, I’ll train you.”
First day of work after vacation!
“I like being an electrician but the work was shocking.”
“I love my job. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.”
“Having a ruff day? Let me paw you a beer.”
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
“Think less, sleep more.”
“Sometimes we need to stop and chillax!”