“You need great eth-tricks to work here.
Don’t worry, I’ll train you.”
Not to hit someone,
Neither to be defeated,
But to avoid trouble.
– Konishi Yasuhiro
Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”