Joke of the day – Poly…

Polygon – An empty parrot cage.


Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.

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Joke of the day – The missing parrot


A lady was visibly distraught one morning and explained to her neighbour that her  parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking.

Neighbour: “Why are you so worried?  What would your parrot say?”

Lady: “Well, he mostly says, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’ ”


Joke of the day – Smart parrot


Bob, teaching his parrot to talk: “Repeat after me. I can talk.”

Parrot: “I can talk.”

Bob: “I can walk.”

Parrot: “I can walk.”

Bob: “I can fly.”

Parrot: “That’s a lie.”


Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot


A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Wow, that’s cool. Where did you get him?”

The parrot says, “In England. They’ve got tons of them over there.”


Joke of the day – Religious parrots

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The priest had two parrots and taught them religiously to say the rosary. He even had two sets of rosary beads made. After a year of rigorous training he was delighted to have them perform at country fairs.

The priest was so pleased he decided to teach another parrot the rosary and bought a new parrot from the pet shop.

When he put it into the cage one of the originals said to the other. “Throw away your beads Fred, our prayers have been answered. It’s a sheila!”


Joke of the day – Clever Parrot

parrot_clipartA woman trained her parrot to give instructions to tradesman who called at her house.

One day the coalman came with a delivery. “Ten sacks please,” said the parrot. “You’re a clever bird being able to talk,” said the coalman as he finished the delivery.

“Yes,” replied the parrot. “And I can count too. Bring the other sack.”