Joke of the day – Poly…

Polygon – An empty parrot cage.


Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.

cat and parrots



Joke of the day – Smart parrot


Bob, teaching his parrot to talk: “Repeat after me. I can talk.”

Parrot: “I can talk.”

Bob: “I can walk.”

Parrot: “I can walk.”

Bob: “I can fly.”

Parrot: “That’s a lie.”


Joke of the day – Englishman and parrot


A Englishman with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Wow, that’s cool. Where did you get him?”

The parrot says, “In England. They’ve got tons of them over there.”


Joke of the day – Don’t talk to the parrot


Randy the dishwasher repairman was given specific instructions concerning the woman’s two pets. “The Rottweiler won’t hurt you, even though it looks fierce, but whatever you do, don’t talk to the parrot.”

Randy let himself in and set to work, and the dog just lay quietly on the carpet. But the parrot mocked him mercilessly the whole time.

“Wow, you’re pretty fat,” the bird would say. “Hey, fatso, you couldn’t change the batteries in a flashlight, let alone fix a dishwasher.”

Before long, Randy had had enough. “You know, bird, you think you’re pretty smart for someone with a brain the size of a pea.”

The parrot was silent for a moment, and then, with a gleam in its eye, said, “All right. Get him, Spike.”

– Terry Boas