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Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie

Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”

Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”

Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”

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Goodbye Monster, our beautiful Rottweiler

You'll always be our guardian angel ☜(˚▽˚)☞

You’ll always be our guardian angel ☜(˚▽˚)☞

Adopted when he was about 6 months old on 18/03/2004
Departed at approximately 7.30 pm on 02/10/2014

“Still can’t believe you’re gone. You were always vibrant and full of funny antics.
We miss you more than you ever know. Please say ‘Hi’ to Mylo for us.
RIP Monster. We love you always. You’ll be in our hearts forever.”

Sydelle said you're so special because you were such a happy dog.

Sydelle said you’re so special because you were such a happy dog.

You were a  great football player.  David Beckham would have been impressed.

You were a great football player. David Beckham would have been impressed.

Always protective over Sydelle & Shaye

Always protective over Sydelle & Shaye

A big hug for a big boy.

A big hug for a big boy.

Sorry I've to add one of your outrageous antics...

Sorry I’ve to add one of your outrageous antics…

...and here's another one!

…and here’s another one!

Always agile and a daddy's boy till the very end.

Always agile and a daddy’s boy till the very end.

Here's a photo taken just for you by Shaye and a lovely poem below to let you know how we really feel. Rest now our beautiful furry friend.

Here’s a photo taken just for you by Shaye and a lovely poem below to let you know how we really feel.
Rest now our beautiful furry friend.

Goodbye (by John Quealy)

With heavy hearts; and a tear in our eyes
after all these years; we must say goodbye
Please understand; we’ve done all we could
if there was anything we could do; you know we would

I’m sitting right here; gently rub your ears
while I talk to you softly; trying to hold back the tears
The memories you gave us; we’ll never forget
especially the ones; of the day we all met

One last hug; and one last kiss
you have no idea; how much you’ll be missed
To look into your eyes; this one last time
you tell me it’s ok; you know it’s your time

Close your eyes now; and go to sleep
we’ll pray to the Lord; your soul he’ll keep
Go in peace now; our good friend
we’ll stay right here with you; until the end

Dream of that special day and time
when we’ll meet at the Bridge; and all will be fine
We’ll run and play; side by side
with a soft warm feeling; deep down inside

Your memory will live on; in each one of us
you’ll always be number 1; to all of us
Have a safe journey; through the night
I promise when you awake; you’ll be in God’s light

So with heavy hearts; and tears in our eyes
just for now my friend; we say goodbye

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Joke of the day – Don’t talk to the parrot

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Randy the dishwasher repairman was given specific instructions concerning the woman’s two pets. “The Rottweiler won’t hurt you, even though it looks fierce, but whatever you do, don’t talk to the parrot.”

Randy let himself in and set to work, and the dog just lay quietly on the carpet. But the parrot mocked him mercilessly the whole time.

“Wow, you’re pretty fat,” the bird would say. “Hey, fatso, you couldn’t change the batteries in a flashlight, let alone fix a dishwasher.”

Before long, Randy had had enough. “You know, bird, you think you’re pretty smart for someone with a brain the size of a pea.”

The parrot was silent for a moment, and then, with a gleam in its eye, said, “All right. Get him, Spike.”

– Terry Boas