“Pee good and pee happy!”
(That’s what my human always tells me)
Tag Archives: dog jokes
Joke of the day – Types of Chihuahua
1. T-huahua
2. Shu-huahua
3. Chic-huahua
4. Chill-huahua
5. Chew-huahua
Joke of the day – Lap_ _ _?
Joke of the day – Chow down
Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie
Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”
Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”
Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”
Joke of the day – Naughty Rottie
What did the Rottie say to the shoe?
(Photo credit: http://www.dogtrainingbasics.com)
“It’s been great gnawing you!”
Joke of the day – Home protector
Our 
is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!
Joke of the day – Golden retriever
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Joke of the day – Happy Lassie
Joke of the day – Dog cemetery
Epitaph in a dog cemetery:
“He never met a man he didn’t lick.”
