“Pee good and pee happy!”
(That’s what my human always tells me)
Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”
Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”
Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”
What did the Rottie say to the shoe?
“It’s been great gnawing you!”
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!