Tag Archives: fish
Joke of the day – Ensnared
“Hey Nemo,
I heard there’s a
pundemic out there.
And if we’re in an aquarium,
are they in humantarium?”
Joke of the day – GILLty fish
“Is that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
Joke of the day – Fish connection
Joke of the day -Fishy
Mrs Smeelie: “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”
Mr Smeelie: “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”
Quote of the day – David Levithan
“I am like the fish in the aquarium, thinking in a different language, adapting to a life that’s not my natural habitat. I am the people in the other cars, each with his or her own story, but passing too quickly to be noticed or understood.” ― David Levithan
Happiness is …
… my green pet fish in a ball!
“Look! It’s my pet fish in a ball.”
“See.it glows.”
“Now it’s glowing in blue.”
“I love my magical pet fish!”
Quote of the day – Polish Proverb
“Fish, to taste right, must swim three times –
in water,
in butter and
in wine.”
-Polish Proverb
Joke of the day – Fish Talk
Joke of the day – Dolphins
Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
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