The warden was making his usual round at the asylum and saw one of the inmates sitting on a small stool and holding a fishing rod. He has the end of the rod dangling in the wash basin.
Trying to be kind, the warden asked, “Catch anything?”
The inmate replied, “In a wash basin? Are you crazy?
When a librarian goes fishing, what does she use for bait?
A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.