“Before crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.”
Tag Archives: drinking
Quote of the day – NBC
“I’m working from home, nine to wine.”
Quote of the day – Mehmet Murat ildan
“Like drinking a cup of tea, all the simple things in life are the real things that make us happy!”
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Quote of the day – Arthur Schopenhauer
“Wealth is like sea-water;
the more we drink,
the thirstier we become;
and the same is true of fame.”
― Arthur Schopenhauer
“No worries, I’ll just drink beer. Cheers!”
Joke of the day – Juggler
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
Joke of the day – Difference between camel and diplomat
What is the difference between a camel and a diplomat?
A camel can work for days without drinking and a diplomat can drink for days without working.
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