“Too blessed to be stressed.”
“We are in the garden.
We value our peas of mind.
sTresspassers will be decomposed.”
“Slow down and enjoy the free ride.”
“Peace, be still!”
“Your antidepressant is in the box.”
“Having a ruff day? Let me paw you a beer.”
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
“Sometimes we need to stop and chillax!”
When all else fails, take a long bubble bath!