“We are in the garden.
We value our peas of mind.
sTresspassers will be decomposed.”
“Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.”
– Khalil Gibran
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…
I could walk through my garden forever.”
― Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Mom, why do the best people die?
“When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?”
“The most beautiful ones”
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:
“Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.”
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
“Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”