Joke of the day – Monday morning

“Wake me up when you reach the office.  I’ll drive the car home.”

funny dog sleeping




Joke of the day – Sick leave

Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”

Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”

Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”

happy monday


Joke of the day – Operation


A patient walked into a doctor’s office and was told he needed an operation.

He asked, “What’s the operation for?”

The doctor said, “Five thousand dollars.”

The patient said, “No, I meant, what’s the reason?”

The doctor said, “I told you – five thousand dollars!”


Quote of the day – Arthur H. Dekruyter


“Where is the church at 11:25 on Monday morning? The church then is in the dentist’s office, in the car sales room and repair shop, and out in the truck. It is in the hospital, in the classroom and in the home. It is in the offices, insurance, law, real estate, whatever it is. That is where the church is, wherever God’s people are. They are doing what they ought to be doing. They are honouring God, not just while they worship in a building but out there.”

– Arthur H. Dekruyter