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Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?

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Doctor:  “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”

Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”

Doctor:  “Don’t worry,  it’s just a fear of long words.”

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Anthropophobia

A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”

“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.

The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”