Joke of the day – Milkilogy







Shaye:   Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me:  That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye:  So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?

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“Chocolate milk, anyone?”





Joke of the day – Colouring page


A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”