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What’s up, duck?

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We bumped into a beautiful duck
at the market this morning
This is no ordinary duck and 
definitely not a live duck for sale
It is a pet duck and it belonged
to the vegetable seller
It stayed in the same spot
and seemed obedient
Shaye wanted to pat Miss Ducky
but I said it was not a good idea
Suddenly it turned and
grunted  a few times at us
Perhaps, this was what it said
“My friends, why are you staring at me?
Have you not seen a duck-at-work?”
Well, that really quacked us up.

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Joke of the day – Clever duck

What’s another name for a clever duck?

A wise quaker!

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Joke of the day – Colouring page

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A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”

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Joke of the day – Duck hunter

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First hunter: How do you know you hit that duck?

Second hunter: Because I shot him in the foot and in the head at the same time.

First hunter: How could you possibly hit him in the foot and head at the same time?

Second hunter: He was scratching his head.