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What’s up, duck?

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We bumped into a beautiful duck
at the market this morning
This is no ordinary duck and 
definitely not a live duck for sale
It is a pet duck and it belonged
to the vegetable seller
It stayed in the same spot
and seemed obedient
Shaye wanted to pat Miss Ducky
but I said it was not a good idea
Suddenly it turned and
grunted  a few times at us
Perhaps, this was what it said
“My friends, why are you staring at me?
Have you not seen a duck-at-work?”
Well, that really quacked us up.

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Quote of the day – Rod McKuen

Cats have it all

admiration,

lil-bub

Lil BUB (www.pinterest.com)

an endless sleep,

and company only when they want it.”

– Rod McKuen

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Fearless ┌(▀Ĺ̯ ▀-͠ )┐

Do animals have less fear because they live without words?

"Tiny but mighty!" http://animals.desktopnexus.com

“Tiny but mighty!”
http://animals.desktopnexus.com

"Fearless and sturdy." http://iheartdogs.com

“Fearless and sturdy.”
http://iheartdogs.com

"You may be bigger, but I'm the boss." http://thefunniestfaces.com

“You may be bigger, but I’m the boss.”
http://thefunniestfaces.com

"I like your fighting spirit, little guy." http://elitereaders.com

“I like your fighting spirit, little guy.”
http://elitereaders.com

"I goat-ta go now."

“I goat-ta go now.”

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Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by
squirrels who bury nuts…..

(Photo credit: www.boreme.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.boreme.com)

….and then forget where they hid them.” – Unknown

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Joke of the day – The zookeeper

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The zookeeper neeeded to purchase some new animals, so he started composing a letter:

“To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right. Too bad I don’t have a dictionary, thought the zookeeper.

So he started over: “To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses.” That doesn’t look right either, he thought.

Finally he go an idea: “To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose. And while you’re at it, make it two.