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Joke of the day – Big steak

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An overweight lady had an enormous steak on her plate. Her husband took one look at it and said, ‘Surely you are not going to eat that alone?”

“Of course not. I’ve just ordered some potatoes.”

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Joke of the day – Saying grace

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A couple invited some co-workers to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

“Would you like to say grace?”

“I wouldn’t know what to say”, the girl replied.

“Just say what you hear Mom say”, the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

“Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

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Joke of the day – Big turkey

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

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Joke of the day – Large steak

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One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller; You don’t love me any more…”

“Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”