Tag Archives: cows
Joke of the day – Milkilogy
Shaye: Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me: That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye: So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?
“Chocolate milk, anyone?”
Joke of the day – Drain out
Why don’t cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Joke of the day – Pampered cows
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Joke of the day – Political definitions
Capitalism: You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism: You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour.
Communism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provide you with milk.
Nazism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and shoots you.
European Common Market: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pour it down the drain.
