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Joke of the day – Milkilogy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shaye:   Mom, milk comes from cows, right?
Me:  That’s right, Shaye.
Shaye:  So…does that mean chocolate milk comes from brown cows?

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“Chocolate milk, anyone?”

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Joke of the day – Political definitions

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Capitalism: You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Socialism: You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour.

Communism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provide you with milk.

Nazism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and shoots you.

European Common Market: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pour it down the drain.