“It’s just an udder day and I couldn’t car less.”
Joke of the day – Steer clear
Tag Archives: cow jokes
Joke of the day – Cash cow
“How dairy you milk me dry! Bring me the cowculator. I need to cowculate how much you owe me. And in future, please call me Sir Loin.”
Joke of the day – MOOdy
Joke of the day – I ‘herd’ that
Cow: “I’m an expert in my field.”
Therapist: “That’s wonderful! So, what’s your problem?”
Cow: “I feel seen but not herd.”
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Joke of the day – Cows
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were on the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Joke of the day – Political definitions
Capitalism: You possess two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism: You possess two cows. You give one of them to your neighbour.
Communism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and provide you with milk.
Nazism: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them and shoots you.
European Common Market: You possess two cows. The government confiscates them, shoots one, milks the other and pour it down the drain.
Joke of the day – Cow & chicken
A cow and a chicken break out of prison and make their way to the border. Hiding behind a bush, they peer out at the checkpoint on the other side of a road, the only thing that stands between them and freedom.
The chicken looks at the cow and says sadly, “You go on. I’ll have to turn back here.”
“But, why?” the bewildered cow asks.
The chicken’s eyes move slowly from the armed guards at the checkpoint to the road in from of them. Then he says, “If I cross that road, it might raise a lot of questions.”
