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Joke of the day – Psychiatric help

Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”

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Joke of the day – Seagulls for sale

 

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A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.

Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”

Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”

Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”

Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”

 

 

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Joke of the day – Therapy session

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

Psychiatrist:  “I’m not aware of your problem.  So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.

Patient:  “Of course!” In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth…”

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Joke of the day – Brown shoes

Psychiatrist: “Well, what’s your problem?”

Patient: “I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.

Psychiatrist: “There’s nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself.”

Patient: “Really? How do you like yours, fried or boiled?”