Joke of the day – Sausage

“Just trying to make ends meat.
Franks for the uplift.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin compares 2u

♪ *ꈍ﹃ꈍ)ノ It’s been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away (ノ> ◇ <)ノ♪
♪(*´○`)o¶~~♪Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But muffin
I said muffin can take away these blues
‘Cause muffin compares
Muffin compares to you ( ง ´◇`)ง♪