Quote of the day – Audre Lorde

“I write for those women who do not speak,
for those who do not have a voice because
they were so terrified, because
we are taught to respect fear more than ourselves.
We’ve been taught that silence would save us, but it won’t.”
Audre Lorde



Joke of the day – Egghast

egg on curb

An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
egg on curb-1


Joke of the day – Egg cetera

“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”