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Joke of the day – Egghast

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An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg?

But I think Humpty Dumpty was really a teapot!

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[Pictures from http://www.pinterest.com]

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