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Joke of the day – Petting Zoo

I’ve been really depressed lately.  A friend told me

I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.

I went today, but not one person would pat me!

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Quote of the day – Bill Watterson

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”

― Bill Watterson

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Joke of the day – Manic Depression

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In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

She posed this question to her students: “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A football coach?”