I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
― Bill Watterson
“Sometimes I go into my own little world…but that’s okay, they know me there.”
Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well.
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
She posed this question to her students: “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A football coach?”