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Joke of the day – Baby food

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I have finally figured out why babies suck their thumbs. I tried some of the baby food.

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Joke of the day – Report card

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Boy to father: “This my report card Dad and here is one of yours I found in the attic.”

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Joke of the day – Russian baby boy

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The couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”

The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby. In a year or so, when he begins to talk, we want to be able to understand him.”

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Parenting joke

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Dear Dad,

Thing$ are really $well here at $chool but they could be better. I need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately. I $u$pect that you will $urely gue$$ what I mean and $end $ome $oon.

Your loving $on,
$teve

Dear Son,

NOthing is new here. I kNOw that you are doing better NOw than you did in November. Write aNOther letter soon. I want to get this NOte in the NOon mail, so I’ll sign off NOw. Aunt NOra send her regards.

Love,
Dad