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Quote of the day – NBC

There are two types of people.

Those with swimming pools and

those who can’t keep their heads above water.

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Joke of the day – Lecture on economy

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Two husbands leaning on the bar.

“Did you give your wife a lecture on economy like I told you?”

“Yes, I certainly did.”

“And what was the result?”

“I’ve got to give up smoking.”