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Joke of the day – dANGER

“I don’t need anger management. All I need is a sweet revenge.”

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Quote of the day – Elizabeth Taylor

Pour yourself a drink
put on some lipstick
and pull yourself together.”

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Quote of the day – Mel Odom

“It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos.”

– Mel Odom

"Look at my purrrretty gown." (Photo credit: www.pleated-jean.com)

“Look at my purrrretty gown.”
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"I was just looking for my other tennis ball." (Photo credit: www.giftsdirect.com)

“I was just looking for my other tennis ball.”
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"It wasn't me.  The pillow exploded." http://www.pinterest.com

“It wasn’t me. The pillow exploded.”
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"It's about time they change the wallpaper." (Photo credit: www.emgn.com)

“It’s about time they change the wallpaper.”
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"See what claustrophobia made me do!" (Photo credit: www.awesomelycute.com)

“See what claustrophobia made me do!”
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"Hey dude, you have a problem with this?" (Photo credit: www.officialhuskylovers.com)

“Hey dude, you have a problem with this?”
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