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Joke of the day – Power up

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β€œThanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
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Joke of the day – Covid 19

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Patient: β€œDoctor, how long more do you think this Covid thing will last?”
Doctor: β€œHow should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”
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Joke of the day – Stodgy

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β€œI’m bored!
How long more
do I need to
stay home!”
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Joke of the day – Lucid

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I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.”
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Joke of the day – Cynical

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β€œNo!
I ain’t taking
the Xtra Z-nical
vaccine.”
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

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β€œI don’t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.”
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Joke of the day – April

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β€œHappy April Mule’s Day!”
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Joke of the day – Houglass

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β€œI had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.”
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Joke of the day – Monday drools

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β€œDon’t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.”
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Joke of the day – The Dog’s Prayer

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β€œGive me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.”
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