The business was self-conscious because he had no ears. So, when he hired a manager, he asked each candidate, “Do you notice anything unusual about me?”

The first replied, “You have no ears.” He was shown the door. When the second candidate’s response was the same, he was also tossed out.

But the third guy had a different answer. “You’re wearing contact lenses,” he said. “How did you know?” the businessman gasped.

“Because people who have no ears have to wear contacts.”