Eggcellent jokes from a Grumpy Old Dude! (=^･ｪ･^=))ﾉ彡☆
I was walking past a farm and a sign said: “Duck, eggs!”
I thought: “That’s an unnecessary comma – then it hit me.”
Two dogs are trotting down a city street, when they discover a row of parking meters, newly installed on their favorite section of sidewalk. “Look at that!” one dog says to the other, “Pay toilets!”
I took my dog to a bonfire recently. I was enjoying myself, but my dog seemed depressed. Suddenly he started howling and I realized why. We were burning all his toys.
I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.
“You call this a musical?” asked Les miserably.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 PM or so.
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were…
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