Joke of the day – Divorce

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The pretty young wife was suing for divorce.
“On what grounds?” asked her solicitor. “You’ve got to have grounds”.
“But we do,” she assured him. “Yes we have large grounds, a 20-hectare block.”
“No, no,” he said. “Do you have a grudge?”
“Yes, we have a double garage because we have two cars”.
“No, no,” said the solicitor, near exasperation. “Does he beat you up?”
“Never,” she said. “I’m always up at six, and he sleeps in till ten sometimes.”
The solicitor finally grabbed her by the shoulders.
“Reasons!” he shouted. “What are your reasons?”
“Oh, we don’t seem to be able to communicate,” she said.

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4 thoughts on “Joke of the day – Divorce

  1. Cute, and so true. @Bloggycat, thank you for your nomination, but right now I don’t have the time to answer the questions and look up all my favorite blogs. I should be catching a break soon so I will try and go back in. But, Mahalo.

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