Joke of the day – New Year Prayer

Dear God,

So far this has been a great year!

I haven’t gossiped about my friends.

cat gossiping
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I haven’t lost my temper.

angry cat
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I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,

grumpy cat
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nasty,

cat punching dog
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cruel, or rude.

nasty cat
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I’m very thankful.

thankful cat
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But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed,

and from then on

lazy cat
http://www.funcatpictures.com

I’m probably going to need a lot more help to get through

the New Year.

 

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