Joke of the day – New Year Prayer

Dear God,

So far this has been a great year!

I haven’t gossiped about my friends.

I haven’t lost my temper.

I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,


cruel, or rude.

I’m very thankful.

But in a few minutes, Lord, I’m going to get out of bed,

and from then on

I’m probably going to need a lot more help to get through

the New Year.