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What does the year of the ox really means?

For a start, forget about

thinking out of the bOX.

Just get rid of the bOX.

detOX your inbOX

which is the mind, body and soul,

stay away from people

who are tOXic,

intOXicated or obnOXious,

too much botOX is bad

even though it never raises an eyebrow,

some say you can’t live

without love

but I think OXygen is more important.

May the year of the meNtal ox

be as smooth as the fOXtrot.

Have an ox-picious and incredi-bull year, good people!