βSome days you meet the Jokerβ¦ other days you are the fool playing the fool to fool the fool. π€‘πβ

βSome days you meet the Jokerβ¦ other days you are the fool playing the fool to fool the fool. π€‘πβ

This is better than any trunk-quilizer!


βIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.β
β J.R.R. Tolkien

Happy Eid to all! In this part of the world, we say “Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.”
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β¦ to all who are celebrating!
When wars and conflicts totally cease,
In our world, there shall be peace.
People must learn to get along,
Not blame others, for being wrong.
They fight for control, fight for land,
Some just need a helping hand.
We must rid ourselves of vanity,
And embrace peace, through humanity.
Wars make children so much tougher,
Lose their innocence, while they suffer.
We should fight for peace instead,
Love not war, we should spread.
by AnitaPoems.com
Happy Easter Everyone!οΌ(^ x ^=)οΌΌ

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I said to myself, βSelf,β (and I knew it was me, because I recognized my voice, and I was wearing my underwear) βToday is going to be a great day!β *β¦
I Know My Comedy
Have a good laugh with these great lawyer jokes! (γ^β^)
Guilty Of Annoyance
A defendant isnβt happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: βWhere do you work?β
Defendant: βHere and there.β
Judge: βWhat do you do for a living?β
Defendant: βThis and that.β
Judge: βTake him away.β
Defendant: βWait; when will I get out?β
Judge: βSooner or later.β
The Case Of The Imaginary Dogs
My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didnβt reply. βSir, are you going to answer me?β The neighbor leaped to his feet. βAre you talking to me?β he asked. βSorry; I canβt hear a darn thing.β The case was dismissed.
The Best Legal Advice Everβ¦.
β¦was spotted on a billboardβ¦
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Happy Eid to all muslim friends and readers! Please stay safe, stay strong, stay healthy & stay happy. Together, we will live through this. οΌ*βββδΊΊοΌβ₯

-Riken Shresthaβ¦
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