Joke of the day – Doctor, Doctor

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a sheep.
That’s baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog.
Sit!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Oh, pull yourself together!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a bus.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I’m God.
When did this start?
After I created the sun, then the earth …

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