Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, “Praise the Lord!” And every day the atheist next door yelled back, “There’s no Lord!”

One day, she prayed “Lord, I’m hungry. Please send me some groceries.”

The next morning she found a big bag of food on her stairs. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted.

“I told you there was no Lord,” the neighbour said, “I bought those groceries.”

“Praise the Lord,” said the woman. “He not only sent me groceries, he made the devil pay for them.”