Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Riddle

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A riddle for the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn’t have one.

The Pope has one but doesn’t use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi’s.

What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )

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The answer is: “A Last Name.”

Sorry Folks…No Dirty Jokes Here!

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Simple ways to detox our liver

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We wash our hair or our hands every day but we cannot remove our internal organs and give them a rinse. So give your liver a boost today:

1. Drink a glass of beetroot or carrot juice everyday.

2. Drink some dandelion or fennel tea.

3. Take a fresh garlic clove or odorless garlic tablet.

4. Eat a handful of red grapes.

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Funny phrases of wisdom

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1. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

AND . . . (drum roll please?)

25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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Natural remedies for piles or hemorrhoids

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Piles is simply small amounts of swollen tissue found in the rectum or visible on the anus. Piles or hemorrhoids is a common complaint for many people mainly caused from a poor diet and lack of exercise which may lead to chronic constipation and other bowel disorders.

Below are two natural remedies that are really effective:

1. Eat a small papaya and chew a tablespoon of papaya seed everyday.

2. If rice is a staple food for you, then boil the rice together with some spinach roots (chopped finely). But make sure the spinach roots are washed thoroughly.

Sitting down can be really painful when you have piles, so to relieve the pain sit on a round inflatable float.

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How to prevent bad breath

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Here are some natural remedies for bad breath:

1. Chew on a sprig of parsley, raw celery stick or mint.

2. Gargle peppermint oil in water.

3. Carry a small plastic container of spices such as anise, clove or fennel seeds, and chew on them after meals.

4. Squeeze some lemon juice and sprinkle some mint leaves (chopped) on a slice of ripe pineapple and eat it after meal.

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How to get rid of phlegm

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Here’s a simple way to get rid of phlegm in your throat:

Drink a tablespoon of neat lime juice.

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Quote of the day – Euripides

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“The same man cannot well be skilled in everything, each has his special excellence.” – Euripides

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Quit smoking! Why?

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Here’s a good reason to puff is away. Wrinkles are five times more likely in smokers than non-smokers. This is because cigarettes smoke reduces the ability of the skin to renew itself. Smoking restricts blood vessels, therefore it reduces the amount of blood flowing to the skin, thus depleting the skin of oxygen and essential nutrients.

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It may seem hopeless to lose weight but…

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…the effort still merit a reward. Researchers at the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention in the US followed 6391 overweight obese people for 9 years.The conclusion – those who tried losing weight, even if unsuccessful, had a lower death rate of 24 percent. Despite the failure to lose weight, the process of eating healthier food and doing more exercise prove to lengthen our lifetime.

So, don’t ever give up on your quest to lose weight!