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Joke of the day – The night at the farmhouse

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Harry and Sam were travelling together when their car broke down in the country. They approached the farmhouse and were well received by Widow Mary who fed them and put them up for the night.

It was about nine months later when Harry rang Sam. “Remember the night the car broke down out in the country?” he asked. “You didn’t by any chance slip into the widow’s bedroom did you?”

Sam admitted he did. “And you didn’t by any chance use my name did you?”
Sam admitted he did, and said he was sorry.

“Don’t worry about it, Sam,” said Harry. “I’ve just got a letter from a legal firm that says she has died and left me the farm.”

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Joke of the day – Newspapers

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NEWSPAPERS are still credible, provided you read between the LIES.

You should never tell a journalist what you don’t want to read in the papers.

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Joke of the day – Elephant

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An elephant escaped from a circus and no trace had been found until a lady who had never seen an elephant before rang the police. She was panic-stricken.
“There’s a weird monster in my back yard,” she said. “It is pulling up the cabbages with its tail. But what is worse…I cannot describe what it is doing with them!”

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Joke of the day – Fine dancer

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“Mrs Johnson, your daughter would be a fine dancer, except for two things?”
“What are they?”
“Both feet!”

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Joke of the day – Naughty boy

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A naughty boy was annoying all the passengers on a plane flight.
At last one man could stand it no longer.
“Hey kid, ” he shouted. “Why don’t you go outside and play?”

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Joke of the day – Sunday School

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“In a Sunday school class, the teacher asked the students to write down the Ten Commandments. For the fifth commandment one boy wrote, “Humor thy father and thy mother.”

Little Suzie : My Sunday school teacher says we’re put on earth to help others. Is that right, Mom?

Mother : Of course, dear.

Little Suzie: Then what are the others here for?