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Quote of the day – PJ O’Rourke

“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.” – PJ O’Rourke
“I’ll help you, Momma!”
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Joke of the day – The stork

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“Mom”, said the little boy, “where did I come from?”
“The stork brought you, dear,” was the reply.
And where did you come from, Mom?”
“The stork brought me too.”
“And what about grandma?”
“The stork brought her too.”
“Gee,” said the little lad, “Doesn’t it ever worry you to think that
there have been no natural births in our family for three generations?”