Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – No rye

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Dough or Dough knot,
there is no rye.
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Joke of the day – Time to paws

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Press paws and
live in the meow.
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Joke of the day – Election Day

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Did you know Starbucks is
giving a free specialty drink
on Election Day?
It’s called the
Fullofcrappucino!
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Joke of the day – DOugh not worry

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Do you need some dough?
I’m all bready!
What do you want me to do?
Rob a bank?
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Joke of the day – Beagles

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The beagles…
Let it be!
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Joke of the day – The chosen bun

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I’m bun in a million and
I’m bun-stoppable.
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Joke of the day – Civil lies

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A politician is a
civil serpent who will
lay down your life
for his country.
Vote for cats instead! [www.medium.com]
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Joke of the day – Big sail

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I bought this boat
cos it was on sail.
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