Tag Archives: puns

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Joke of the day – seCURE

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“Friendship is
the best oinkment and
tweetment for the soul.”
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Joke of the day – I BEerLIEVE

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“…this purresent mewment
is ale you have.
So, beer hoppy!”
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Joke of the day – Peeling grate

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“Wanna try some of these spudtacular masked potatoes?”
Have a mashing Friday!
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Joke of the day – FANTAsy

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“I dreamt of becoming
a Fanta of the Opera
when I was young.
Soda-lightful!”
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Joke of the day – Apple

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“Have an apple–solutely
gre–ape day!”
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Joke of the day – Hen wash

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“Please wash your HENs
before dinner.”
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Joke of the day – Massage

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“Don’t you worry…
I got your back!
You need me
to knead you.
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