Joke of the day – The pastor and taxi driver

A pastor and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

“Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool.

“Wow, thank you”, said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the pastor. “Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.”

“Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.”

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I can relate to this one since I take cabs all the time and some of the drivers have me holding on for my dear life & saying prayers all the whole way!

Paulette Motzko

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newbloggycat says:

July 1, 2013 at 6:12 pm

Thanks for the comment and reblog ;). I guess cab drivers are the same everywhere :(.

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- paulettemotzko says:
  
  July 1, 2013 at 6:21 pm
  
  What part of the world are you in and what is your name? My name is Paulette and I came upon your blog via the CNN web site. Congrats to get on a major web publication like that!
  
  I love the kinds of content you have on your site. I can see making regular reblogs to TotallyInspiredPC.wordpress.com (Totally Inspired Mind) to add bring smiles to my reader’s faces.
  My readership has increased since Jan of this year bu 68%.
  
  Keep doing what you’re doing and I am glad I found your site and you.
  
  Paulette Le Pore Motzko
  
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- newbloggycat says:
  
  July 1, 2013 at 11:25 pm
  
  Hi Paulette, my name is Pat (short for Patricia) and I’m from Malaysia. I still can’t believe you came upon my blog via CNN website 🙂
  
  Thanks for loving my blog contents and for the tip on regular reblogs.
  
  I too am glad you found me so I can get to know more about you and your blog 🙂
  
  Have a great day & happy blogging!
  
  Cheers
  Pat Chew
  
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- paulettemotzko says:
  
  July 2, 2013 at 5:03 am
  
  Hello Pat,
  Nice to hear from you! All the way in Malaysia you are!
  I really love the WordPress web platform because I can be the creator, author and editor all in one with it.
  I found your blog posting I believe on the Humor section of CNN.com.
  Check it and tell me if you find it. I was searching on the recommended blogs and then I found yours.
  
  Glad we are friends and I will keep reading yours. I am going through a lot of things in my life now and I can use a little lightheardedness in my world!
  
  You will find me by my full name on Facebook “Paulette Le Pore Motzko”. Add me then I will add you too. On Twitter I go by my nickname “PollyMotzko”.
  Have a good day.
  
  Paulette Le Pore Motzko
  
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- newbloggycat says:
  
  July 2, 2013 at 10:14 am
  
  Hello again Paulette, I tried looking for my blog in CNN but I didn’t see it. But that’s not important. What makes me happy is to know that I’ve made others happy 🙂
  
  Thanks for your Facebook and Twitter information.
  
  Have a good day too! Catch you again soon 🙂
  
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