5

Joke of the day – Soapy opawra

Iโ€™m a deeply
soaperficial pawson.
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Joke of the day – Chairless whisper

โ€ฆhe doesnโ€™t chair about me and he called me a Pink Elephant. Please come rescue me. Iโ€™m near the traffic light just outside Ikea.
1

Joke of the day – Fangs

I think I have a pretty
BITE future ahead.
1

Joke of the day – Shush

Think Iโ€™ll just keep
my meowth shut!
4

Joke of the day – Letโ€™s roll

Aparrot-ly, some birds can skate!
1

Joke of the day – Relationsheep

When Iโ€™m with ewe,
my life is com-bleet!
2

Joke of the day – Epiphany

Waking up this morning was
an eye-opening experience!
1

Joke of the day – Tea

๐Ÿซ– Helloโ€ฆis it tea
youโ€™re looking for? ๐Ÿซ–
1

Joke of the day – Chess

My chess feels heavy!
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